Synthetic hair spun into yarn, knitted into a beanie.

Mama always said

Don’t put your beer cans and liquor bottles in the recycle bin. You don’t want the neighbors to see how much you drink.

Said alligator. (at Anhinga Trail, Everglades, FL)

@lornaruth running from alligators in the Everglades a la Clyde Butcher. (at Anhinga Trail, Everglades, FL)

“The only thing worse than shitting in a public toilet, is wearing very distinctive shoes while doing it.”
— me