Flying Ant Day

ATTENTION COLE!!!!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:11:53 -0400

Do you remember that one math teacher in high school that was really quiet and shy and wimpy?? Female, white, plain looking. I’m standing behind her at the post office. Did you or someone else write a really fucked up story about her?

Yes! OMG! Amy Schnitzer. I did write a story, more a fanfic, about her gouging her eyes out with a geometry compass. I’m flattered you remember, and I’m so jealous you ran into her!

Photo

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:05:52 -0400

Dinosaurs Peacocks trying to attack me in my driveway. Waiting...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:19:31 -0400

~~Dinosaurs~~ Peacocks trying to attack me in my driveway. Waiting for me outside my apartment. Peacockalypse!

Jamie Lee Curtis is a Baroness?!

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:09:30 -0400

If an hermaphrodite with diarrhea can be a baroness, why can’t I?!

My hero.

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:58:06 -0400

My hero.

scalpoflily: ^_^ School shopping for Hogwarts!

Fri, 31 May 2013 01:28:25 -0400

scalpoflily:

^_^

School shopping for Hogwarts!

"I’m a RocketMom. Spending Mother’s Day out here alone."

Fri, 31 May 2013 01:27:21 -0400

“I’m a RocketMom. Spending Mother’s Day out here alone.”

- Eric, my adorable boyfran.

Noctilucent Cloud in Palm Beach Gardens last night.

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:33:35 -0400

Noctilucent Cloud in Palm Beach Gardens last night.

Doctor derp.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:00 -0400

Doctor derp.

twitneyhouston: minestuck: alternate title: young children...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:08:01 -0400

twitneyhouston:

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

RE: “Genies Don’t Ride Bicycles”: I never knew that Mr. Clean was black.

Pretty good, but missing a couple of my favorites:

River Song derp.

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:27:18 -0400

River Song derp.

FUCK SEASONAL ALLERGIES.

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:36 -0400

Is it just me,

Mon, 06 May 2013 05:04:28 -0400

or is there no dramatic irony IRL?

psycho-sammi: We’re peepees Evidently they’re peepees.

Sun, 05 May 2013 03:50:20 -0400

psycho-sammi:

We’re peepees

Evidently they’re peepees.

Leaving eBay feedback from the point-of-view of my cat.

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:54:32 -0400

Leaving eBay feedback from the point-of-view of my cat.

One Erection. Commissioned by me, made by Eric.

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:53:04 -0400

One Erection. Commissioned by me, made by Eric.

A Woman Recounts Her Twelve Abortions in Turn-of-the-Century New York

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:36:00 -0400

A Woman Recounts Her Twelve Abortions in Turn-of-the-Century New York

straightporn: IS TROPICAL - “Dancing Anymore

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:29:22 -0400

straightporn:

IS TROPICAL - “Dancing Anymore

Check out/follow my Quilt Noodz project tumblr. Please, because...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:11:02 -0400

Check out/follow my Quilt Noodz project tumblr. Please, because desperate.

Ianto derp.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:34:21 -0400

Ianto derp.